The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening the festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe. Movie. 
Unfortunately, I’m not the genius who came up with that title. The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror is the newest book from Christopher Moore1
As a huge fan of Christopher Moore’s books, I’ve never really understood why they haven’t been made into a television series or movies for the illiterate. This book needs to be made into a holiday special. After seeing approximately forty-five seconds of Nick And Jessica’s Family Christmas, I see a huge space to fill in terms of quality holiday specials. I missed the CBC’s A Beachcomber Christmas; but, I don’t think it could have been much better.
I also haven’t read The Stupidest Angel; my copy is currently on its way to me. I just think it’s important that a holiday special have the words “Christmas Terror” in the title. While I’m only vaguely familiar with the book itself, I think it should be a stop motion animated special.
1 You may know him from such novels as Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal